2025 Arbitrage Andy Gift Guide
506: Expedite Your Holiday Shopping
Happy Friday guys - hope everyone had a solid Thanksgiving and we were able to decompress and get a bit of time away from the computer.
Now we’re on one of the craziest days of the year set against one of the craziest social and political backdrops in decades.
The news that two US National Guard members were killed in DC was particularly dark given it’s proximity to the holiday and the details surrounding the attacks (which of course point directly to intelligence/dark organizations).
This is becoming much more common. Or maybe it’s just becoming more obvious.
I am going to drop a new post Tuesday morning for paid subs that expands on many of the themes I have covered in Arb Letter for years including:
Why the US is at risk of broader civil/violent conflict
Why you need to start paying attention if you’ve been tuning it out
What are the biggest threats to public safety (to us) in this environment
Why we’re past the point of return. This isn’t some edge lord statement. Shit is getting serious and you’d do well to understand the implications of the most recent events leading up to the killings in DC
This will be a heavy post, but it’s going to be incredibly important so make sure to look out for it Tuesday morning around 7am ET.
High chance I drop a new episode of Risk On to pair with it as well. We’ve entered entirely uncharted territory folks.
Next week around Wednesday or Thursday we will take a closer look at crypto markets given the most recent bounce. Odds are shifting quickly for where Bitcoin closes this year and we are getting to the zone that should give an indication of if this is a dead cat bounce or the start of a reversal that is going to catch people offsides.
Holidays Gift Guide 2025
Today in order to maybe take some weight off your shoulders and expedite your holiday gift purchases, I am dropping another gift guide.
Most of you know the drill by now, I am limited in the amount of hyperlinks I can have in Substack so I cannot direct link all of the products, however for each section they will be typed out in a way that you can simply copy and past the text to find what I am referencing.
This year we’ve condensed the list a bit and tried to list some higher quality items so that you can cut through the noise and get this checked off your lists.
Arbitrage Andy Adjacent Gifts:
Remember you can gift a subscription Arb Letter premium. Ensure your family and friends are in the know and up to date on what matters in the world of markets and geopolitics. 2026 is going to be an insane year
20% off the entire Arbitrage Andy store. In 2026 I will likely be sunsetting the shop to make way for a new venture so if there’s anything you want to cop make sure to do it before EOD Monday!
For all of your crypto cold storage and security needs make sure to check out Trezor, one of our official sponsors. Do not lack on your crypto security before the new year, losing assets to hackers or exchange issues is an all time letdown. They have up to 40% off for Black Friday
Jay Butler, our loafer and deal sled partners is running a 20% off sale sitewide. Get some of the most flexible and durable loafers, drivers, and sleds on the market here!
Finance & Business
Moleskine Professional Planner 2026 - Premium planner to map out deals, trades, meetings, travel plans, and more - $30–$40
Tile Mate Bluetooth Tracker (Pack of 2) - Handy for keeping track of keys, wallet, or bag. Useful for busy commuters - $34
Rhodia Classic Staplebound Notepad / Leather Desk Pad - Premium paper for notes, meeting preparation, charts or scribbles - $35–$55
Kinto Travel Tumbler 17oz - Sleek Japanese-designed insulated commuter tumbler - $38
Anker PowerCore 20,000 mAh Portable Charger - High-capacity power bank for phones, tablets, laptops. Useful for travel, flights, or long commutes - $45
Blue Bottle Single Origin Coffee Sampler + Hario V60 Kit - For coffee-obsessed professionals - $65
Grovemade Walnut Monitor Stand - Premium wooden stand that instantly elevates a workstation aesthetic - $140
Courant Catch:3 Wireless Charging Tray - Leather valet tray with built-in wireless charger - $175
Apple Magic Keyboard + Magic Trackpad Combo - Clean, minimalist desktop setup upgrade for Mac / PC workflows - $260
Tumi Alpha Bravo Backpack (Compact Laptop Bag) - Durable, business-class backpack for commuting or travel with laptop, secure and low-profile - $475
Montblanc Meisterstück Fountain Pen - Classic executive pen for signing fat deals, journaling, or taking notes - $440
Hermès Calvi Duo Cardholder - Slim, luxurious leather card case ideal for light carry - $530
Loro Piana The Gift of Kings Cashmere Gloves - Exceptionally soft, ultra-premium gloves - $520
Fully Jarvis Standing Desk (48”) - High-quality sit-stand desk for productivity and posture - $560
Loro Piana Cashmere Scarf - Ultra-soft Italian cashmere scarf for winter luxury - $650
Tod’s Pebble-Grain Leather Briefcase - Sophisticated leather briefcase for business travel, documents, or professional carry - $1,250
Cigars, Liquor, and Poker
Montecristo No. 2 (Box of 3) - A legendary cigar with balanced flavor and rich aromas. A great “entry-Cuban/Latin-cigar” set, approximately - $49 (box of 3)
Sierra Modern Barware 5-Piece Cocktail Shaker Set - Starter kit for mixing cocktails at home, includes: shaker, jigger, strainer, muddler, and spoon - $55
Ashton 5-Cigar Assortment Sampler - Premium sampler with five high-quality cigars for a variety of tastes. Excellent gift for someone exploring cigars - $65
Barfly Cocktail Smoking Kit - Add smoke flavor to cocktails or drinks - $85
Havana Foot Locker Mahogany Humidor - Traditional humidor box with cedar–lined interior - $150
Coravin Model Two Wine Preservation System - Allows pouring wine without removing the cork, ideal for wine lovers - $199
Clase Azul Reposado Tequila 750 ml - Ultra-premium reposado with agave-forward and oak-rounded profile - $360–$400
Elie Bleu Indulgence Table Humidor - Premium rosewood humidor for storing cigars under ideal humidity - $402
Fashion/Clothing for Men
Bellroy Hide & Seek Leather Wallet - Slim but premium everyday wallet - $89
Peter Millar Crown Crafted Performance Polo Shirt - A refined golf-casual polo that doubles as smart-casual wear classic. Brand for the true size lords - $108
Polo Ralph Lauren Men’s Fleece Hoodie - Premium fleece hoodie that layers easily and stays timeless - $145
Todd Snyder Italian Knit Polo - Elevated casual polo with a luxury drape - $178
Blundstone Men’s Classics #585 - Great versatile outdoor Chelsea style boot - $178
Thursday Boot Co. Duke Chelsea Boot - Clean, minimalist Chelsea ideal for wear with jeans or chinos - $199
Peter Millar Autumn Crest Merino Wool Quarter-Zip Sweater - Soft, luxe merino-blend sweater that pairs easily with jeans or chinos - $255
Common Projects Achilles Low Sneaker - Minimalist luxury sneaker with gold-foil branding - $425
Hamilton Khaki Field Mechanical - OG field watch aesthetic, rugged and clean - $625
Tod’s Gommino Driving Shoes - Iconic Italian driving moccasins. Refined, comfortable loafers for moving fat size, wheeling birds, or traveling to the tropics - $630
Tissot Gentleman Powermatic 80 - Swiss automatic watch with sapphire crystal - $775
Loro Piana Varallo Cashmere Crewneck - Lightweight, elegant cashmere with subtle texture for smart casual looks - $2,190
Tech & Gaming
ARC Raiders - ARC Raiders is a multiplayer extraction adventure, set in a lethal future earth, ravaged by a mysterious mechanized threat known as ARC. Arc Raiders has received a single nomination for Best Multiplayer at The Game Awards (TGA) 2025 - $39.99
Battlefield 6 - Battlefield 6 is a 2025 first-person shooter video game developed by Battlefield Studios and published by Electronic Arts - $35 - $59.99 (on sale on at 50% off for Black Friday)
HyperX Cloud III Wired Gaming Headset - Comfortable wired headset with great sound and build quality for long sessions -$69
Elgato Stream Deck MK.2 - A must-have control panel for streamers, productivity nerds, or creators - $149
Sony XM6 Noise-Canceling Headphones - Elite noise-canceling cans for grinding through volatility or blocking out noise - $349
PlayStation 5 Slim Digital Edition - The go-to console for exclusives and blockbuster AAA titles - $449
Xbox Series S (1TB) - Compact digital-first console with fast load times and huge game library - $430
Outdoors
YETI Rambler 30oz Nuclear Green - Indestructible insulated tumbler for office, firehouse, trail, or war room - $32 -$40
Nite Ize RunOff Waterproof Dry Bag (20 L) - Waterproof pack for gear storage during rain, boat trips, or emergencies - $39
Barbour Leather-Lined Beanie - Rugged-meets-refined knit cap - $45
Darn Tough Hiker Boot Sock (Merino, 2-Pack) - Lifetime-guaranteed merino socks built for long hikes, cold weather, or work boots - $54
Black Diamond Storm 500-R Headlamp - Rechargeable high-output headlamp for night rucks, emergencies, or car breakdowns - $75
Leatherman Signal Multi-Tool - A rugged multitool with fire-starter, hammer, and 19 functions for the prepared - $139
Patagonia Black Hole Duffel 40L - Weather-resistant duffel dependable on travel, deployments, or bug-outs - $169
Fjällräven Vidda Pro Pants - Durable, functional outdoor pants with reinforced knees and practical pockets - $200
Osprey Stratos 36 Backpack - Versatile daypack for hiking, travel, or emergency kits - $220
Orvis Clearwater 4-Weight 9’ Fly Rod - Light and versatile fly rod for streams and small rivers. I have this and love it - $298
Persol 649 Sunglasses - Vintage-styled Italian eyewear, a step up from Ray-Ban- $335
Arc’teryx Beta LT Jacket - Lightweight, weatherproof shell for mountain conditions and winter rucks - $399
Barbour Bedale Waxed Jacket - The classic countryside jacket for hunting foxes, commuting in Midtown New York, or larping as english royalty at your home during the holidays - $425
Filson Rugged Twill Duffle - Legendary travel duffle with bridle-leather straps - $495
Traeger Pro 575 Pellet Grill - Mid-range pellet grill / smoker - $799
For Women
Chanel Rouge Coco Lipstick - Hydrating, classic satin-finish lipstick in signature shades - $45
Lululemon Align Legging 25” - Best-selling buttery-soft leggings - $98
Roller Rabbit Hearts Pajama Set - Soft, breathable cotton PJ set with signature prints - $118
Barefoot Dreams CozyChic Throw Blanket - Extremely soft, cult-favorite throw - $147
Chanel N°5 Eau de Parfum (Limited Edition) - Iconic, timeless perfume for women who appreciate heritage luxury - $176
Patagonia Retro-X Fleece Jacket - Vintage-style performance fleece - $199
Le Creuset Enameled Cast-Iron Signature Heart Cocotte (1.5 qt) - Premium cookware piece. Useful, classy, and a meaningful gift for home-cooking lovers - $220
Mejuri Diamond Stud Earrings - Minimalist, everyday 14k gold diamond studs - $275–$450
Tissot Everytime Swiss Quartz Watch - Slim, elegant watch combining timeless design with reliable Swiss quartz movement. Perfect if you are still saving for a Cartier - $375
Dubarry of Ireland Galway Boots - Legendary waterproof leather country boot - $449
Stuart Weitzman Lowland Boot - Luxury over-the-knee suede boot - $798
David Yurman Albion Petite Diamond Pendant Necklace - Elegant pendant with a small diamond. Subtle, timeless, and perfect for gifting - $1,050
Hermès Enamel Bangle (Clic H style) - Classic enamel bracelet with timeless Hermès detailing - $780–$1,050
David Yurman Chatelaine Long Pendant Necklace - Longer necklace that layers easily with other jewelry, versatile day-to-night piece - $1,250
Canada Goose Trillium Parka - High-performance winter parka with premium warmth - $1,550
Fitness
ThermoPro Digital Food Scale - Handy kitchen scale for tracking macros and meal prep with precision - $25
Resistance Band Set (5-Pack, assorted resistance levels) - Compact, versatile bands ideal for warm-ups, travel workouts, or rehab sessions - $30
Nike Dri-FIT Stride 7” Running Shorts - Lightweight, breathable shorts perfect for road work, track sessions, or gym - $41
REI Co-op Swiftland Long-Sleeve Running Shirt - Light, stretchy long sleeve for morning runs or cool-weather training - $45
Nathan TrailMix Plus Hydration Belt - Hydration + storage belt for long runs, trails, or marathon prep - $49
Nike Revolution 8 Running Shoes - Comfortable, neutral running shoe great for casual runners or cross-training - $75
Rogue Kettlebell (32 kg / 70 lb) - Classic cast-iron kettlebell for swings, cleans, snatches, and functional strength - $130
Oura Ring Gen 4 - Stylish smart ring that tracks sleep, readiness, and health metrics - $249
Garmin Instinct 2 Solar Smartwatch - Rugged GPS smartwatch with training metrics, heart-rate, and solar battery life. Ideal for hiking, runs, or long work shifts - $349
Hyperice Normatec 3 Leg & Boot System - Advanced compression therapy gear to help speed recovery and reduce soreness - $799
I will see you guys first thing Tuesday morning for our post on the events in DC, Trump’s recent announcement to curb third world migration, and the present threats to the longevity of the US.
You can’t say we don’t live in exciting times, but you definitely need to be thinking about these events a certain way.
Enjoy the weekend and stay safe out there!
Andy
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